Just Another Ignoble Sacrilege!

Cut out the histrionics, guys, and calm down. The “church incident” action taken by The Selangor Islamic Religious Department (JAIS) had obviously hit the rakyat straight in the eye. In your hurry to be “Captain America”, you had unwittingly made an unwise decision. Your action hurt many. And many will not sing praises but the blues for you.

And if you’re mad keen on raiding churches for reasons best known to yourself, then your extremely foolish behaviour is madness that cannot be cured. It’s bad omen. For the love of God, please look, before you leap.

We don’t need zealots but we need heroes with zealous determination. We need heroes who can bridge the gap – not widen the rift. Is that too much to ask?

Yes Boss I Understand!

“Really? That’s good. That’s very good. Yes, you’re the boss and I work for you. I get paid and I will listen to you! And do I get to enjoy any fringe benefits?”
“Well, yes, you muddle-headed halfwit (mhh). Remember once upon a time we rewarded some of you mhh with a “study tour” of the Arabian culture. Remember the belly dancing? Oh yes, you do remember that!”
“But that was very, very expensive, don’t you think so?”
“No problem-lah, we used the rakyat’s money. We’re the powers that be and who is to tell us how to use the rakyat’s money?”
“We not only send you mhh to learn the Eastern culture, we even send some deserving ones to the west to see how they managed their traffic systems there.”
“But we still see massive traffic jams almost every day in the city! Why is that?”
“You mhh still got a lot to learn. Maybe we sent you guys to Japan this time. Look East-lah! Let’s not be ungrateful. Now we have many friends in the West and also in Africa but we must not forget our Eastern friend.”
“Please boss, now not the correct time. Got tsunami. Got earthquake. Land and sea contaminated with nuclear.
“Correct! Correct! Correct! Now is not the right time. But help is already there mah!
“What about Thailand or even Indonesia boss?
“Thailand ah? Thailand still unstable. That that Thaksin sister, Yingluck, hardluck, still not the Prime Minister. Anything can happen.
“Then Indonesia ok boss? Kita serumpun (same same), surely no problem!”
“But we still have many of our friends and neighbours mistreating the maids from Indonesia. Some were tortured and some even killed. I don’t want to take chances.”
“Enough said! Go work your butt now and show me what you’re capable of!”
“Yes boss, and one more thing boss, if ever I get the opportunity, I would like to learn how to “Raise the Titanic”. See, there are lots of sunken ships with untold treasures in our waters and its time we get our hands on them before some other countries put a claim on them. We can get Alladin and his Genie to help.”
“Stop your day-dreaming or else you’ll never get that opportunity any more!”
“Yes, boss, I understand.”

KL Gangster.

“Lu banyak l***s* ah?” Is this how we are going to talk to our fellow Malaysians?
Some one already did – and he’s full of childish prattle. He’s a rash. Opening his blabber mouth time and again would only put him in a bad light. Maybe one day, out of the dark, his incredulous behaviour and antics will come to light.

His conduct offended against the rules of decent behaviour. So please stop that nonsense of yours before you make a complete fool of yourself. Or are you one? You’re a racist and most likely spreading noxious propaganda. And I wonder why the authorities remain mute.

Seriously this matter must not be taken lightly. It has to be nipped in the bud before it escalates. I say: “Don’t trust him no matter what!” I’m sure many of us can see through his political humbug. He needs us more than we need him. Let’s make him “fly out of the window”.

Were You Surprised?

The Immigration Department (ID) has done it again! This time these muddle-headed halfwits (mhh) took more than a year to detain the stranded, illegal Bangladeshi who were about to board a plane home two days ago.

These illegal immigrants were denied “exit” because those mhh claimed they (the Bangladeshi) were without proper travel documents. And why was action taken only minutes before their departure? And the ill-conceived attempt to deny the truth by these mhh had taken everyone by surprise. In fact there were far too many surprises from the IM.

Truth is – there’s really nothing to be surprise about. Take the case of the two obedient wives (I hope they’re married) from Singapore. Upon realising their mistakes, they obediently made a quick detour to have their passports stamped. “Welcome back to Malaysia! Please do the squad – naked and have a nice nightmare!” Now we will have two less tourists from the south.

And to the Ministry of Tourism you’ve wasted so much of the rakyat’s hard earned money in Facebook. Do wise up the next time because we already have a sure-fire way to get publicity! You have to thank the ID for their “first class” way. Thank you! Thank you!

Be Aware And Beware.

July 9. There will be another “scathing attack” on the government by three groups namely Bersih, Perkasa and Umno Youth. Many are aware that this coming ruckus by these muddle-headed halfwit (mhh) scaremongers would bring a lot of hardships and sufferings to the ordinary law-abiding rakyat.

The threat of schism within these groups is bound to create “awareness” as claimed by one of these mhh! I doubt his sanity. Has good sound judgement been thrown caution to the wind?

And to these high self-esteem mhh I humbly ask: “Can you sleep easy tonight?” Your self-styled, self-seeking glory will not work anymore! Many have lost faith in you. The conclusion is self-evident. And you will end up sadly disappointed! Your “sacrifices” and hopes of remaining in the saddle definitely will come to nought! So, saddled up and ride into the wind while there is still time. And don’t forget your sombrero. It’s very hot out there!

I hope there will not be any skirmish between these groups on July 9 because I would be painting the town red for two people – me and my wife. Our birthdays fall on the 8th and 10th. Don’t be a killjoy by kicking up a fuss on that day or any other day for that matter.

I have low tolerance for stupidity and please don’t get up to all kinds of tomfoolery! But I salute those who can behave tolerably well under any given circumstances. These are the heroes – first class.

Wawasan Yayasan Selangor.

It’s sad when the land that you have toiled for years has been taken away abruptly! Sadder still, when the “new owner” knows next to nothing about land management! And the saddest part is the powers that be from both political divide just folded their arms and pretended nothing had happened!

Yes, everyone has a right to his vision. But this foundation is on a mission – rob Peter to pay Paul. There will be hell to pay if there is no solution in sight. The ordinary rakyat is not stupid and they cannot be pushed around all the time just as you wish!

When you (the powers that be) fail – you will fall as easy as winking or even as easy as falling off a log! It would be foolhardy of you to think that the ordinary rakyat could sing only the “nursery rhymes”! We’ve been watching American Idol since its first airing and we know exactly how to win! How to make an impact!

The rakyat can always “uproot” the eccentric powers that be and “plant a new seed”.
We have every five years to do that. Rest assured the rakyat will not sing praises but the blues for you. It’s tit-for tat.

Of course I do have a vision. I want to make my first million in the shortest time possible. Any pointers from the foundation?

Women First Class.

Move over X-men. Take a hike. Here come Women First Class –women from the OWC (Obsequious Women Club) – women who are too willing to obey and serve Man’s obsession.

Women worries obsessively and they know it would be an obstruction to the harmonious relationship with their spouses if they fail to satisfy or please. Have the women forgotten their oath when they got married?

An obedient wife is expected but not a wife with blind obedience. I do not think there are many obnoxious men around. And I do not understand why some people say women must take instructions “lying down”! You can always stand up and raise your objection. Make your objective clear and obviate the problem that surfaces occasionally. Play it right and your odyssey will be a fulfilling one. Truth is – not every woman is a “Wonder Woman”.

The Sucker In Some Of Us.

I would like to tell a fishy story. Phishing is like fishing. The baits are released into the waters and all the anglers have to do is to wait. Probably under the cool comfort of the shade nibbling away the F&B duly paid for. The world is full of suckers eager to waste their money.

An unsuspecting fish swam along and took the bait. By that time it would have been a little too late! A fish has been hooked!

Internet banking is good. No queuing, no waiting the banks tell us. But do not be completely hooked on the idea that internet banking is safe like heaven. It could very well be hell for some. Ask the doctors, the lawyers and the judge. They are highly educated and they’re not stupid. They’re just careless and foolish enough to be fooled by the scams.

This is a frightening situation where many people are easily duped into believing everything that is in the internet. Many are incurably stupid and failed to see “beyond the click”. And in keeping up with the times, many have somehow forgotten history!

Jala O Jala!

Surprised? I’m not. In all fairness, let’s be gracious enough to accept the 16th position in the rankings out of 59 participating countries. We win at times and we lose sometimes! Really, it’s just figures and numbers. Let’s not lose sleep over that!

The rakyat would indeed lose sleep when the government does not practise what it preaches! With a slapdash approach for transparency and integrity, no wonder we’re number one for slapstick comedies! Still complaining?

Looking into issues and areas of weaknesses and finding ways to improve them? How? When?

Take a long and hard look at the plight of some of our top scorers who were “unintentionally left out” despite having excelled in their examinations! Scholarships meant a lot to them. What’s your excuse PSD (Public Service Department)? They do not qualify because they are not “good enough” or because of some other reasons? I know it must be for “some other reasons”! Lest you, the PSD need to be reminded again – it is the rakyat’s money, not yours! Be generous – you have nothing to lose, right? Unless, of course you have a memory like a sieve – always forget things easily! Can you still sleep easy?

Some 1,000 disgruntled Malaysian fishermen in Kuantan, Pahang staged a protest claiming that the Vietnamese trawlermen were allowed to fish in Malaysian waters using locally-registered boats with used licences! Malaysians are bullied from within and without. Their complaints have been going on for a number of years and what have the muddle-headed halfwits in the government been doing all these while? Again, can you still sleep easy?

Another landslide – this time at the Rumah Anak Yatim Hidayah, an orphanage at the 14th mile Jalan Felcra Semungkus in Ulu Langat, Selangor. Again, who do we blame? Someone has to take the rapt! I’m sure the government will come up with a pretty good excuse. Precious lives were lost and it won’t be long before we will be told; “We’ll look into the matter” – again?

And again I asked; “Can you still sleep easy?”

The King Can Wait!

It’s time many of us need to take a good and hard look at ourselves. Are we ‘normal’ people living normal lives under normal circumstances? If you are, then go ahead and give yourself a pat on the shoulder.

Sadly, many of us are abnormal. Let’s take a look at our state assemblymen and our ‘much-loved’ members of Parliament (MPs). How do we normally see them? No offence meant to any of them out there but I see some behave abnormally, some having abnormal relationship and to a certain extent mentally abnormal.

Some do behave like kings and queens but keep forgetting we are the ones who voted them in. How could such nonentities become state assemblymen and MPs? Their non-appearances (when we need them) and their non-attendances (in Parliament) are a complete disgrace. They should be ‘flying-out’ of the windows!

The King can wait. Take a cue. See how Prince William adapt to normalcy. Thank you, Your Majesty.

Why Blame Them?

Why blame the commissioners of oath (coo) when everyone knows many high-ranking officials are the hoity-toity culprits? And to those coo why bother them in the first place? After all, you do not get large sums for verifying and stamping documents for these muddle-headed halfwits (mhh).

The licences of the five coo in Johore should not have been suspended nor revoked. They are only earning a decent and honest living. These mhh should be the first to go!

Showing tantrums like little children, slamming tables and throwing files like hooligans is a very disgraceful way to behave. It’s a national disgrace! These mhh are the ones that should be “flying out of the window”!

Some may even be dubious in character and even in their business dealings. Probably dishonest right to the core! And curiously enough, many of them are still behaving like feudal lords! These mhh are just effing nuisance merely making fools of themselves and should not at anytime be receiving preferential treatment!

XXX - For General Viewing.

Viewing pornography is no more an offence provided the “hunk” in the sex video is an indomitable individual from the Opposition.

The editors, journalists and reporters from the various presses would not be hauled up because it is their job “to expose”. Supposing this video is authentic then we all know the power that be will find a way to “dispose of” him for good. And for all we know, many around the world would be laughing up their sleeve at us this very minute.

The mysterious Datuk T has been revealed and it seemed to me that they have taken great pains to level with us. There is still no sign yet of a let-up after all these years.

After thirteen years will this spell the end for the Opposition Leader? Many have also spoken disparagingly of him for so long yet he is still here – standing strong as ever. And it’s true many are still trying to “disrobe” him. Many are wrinkling their noses in distaste and they go the distance to keep their distance.

The thirteenth general election is coming soon and will this also spell the end for BN? This time round, I personally feel many electors will vote to decide once and for all! Let’s see who will go to the guillotine this time and return “headless”.

The Wrong Race.

I would be into a fallacious argument if I say we- the Malaysians can emulate even half of what the Japanese have achieved after World War 2.

They have shown to the world their strength and resiliency in facing the natural calamities that have befallen on them. They shine in their moment of darkness.

The earthquakes and tsunamis can destroy, sink and wash away their houses and even their beloved ones but their spirits remained. They are not easily demoralized because they know they can overcome.

Here again, I’m not ridiculing nor showing any disrespect for our fellow Malaysians. I’m no saint either. We have a very, very long way to go before we can call ourselves “civilized Malaysians”.

Just look around and you will surely see many, many “bad, bad” fellow Malaysians within our midst.

Take a look at some of our Yang Berhormat (members of Parliament or the state representatives). Many of us know how well they behave (or misbehave) right? So much of nonsense from them and sometimes I wonder if they have any sense at all.

Many overstayed their welcome and they still think they are indispensable. And it is sometimes even worse- their in-jokes in their sittings would put them in a bad light but they would just “laugh it off”. Where’s the respect?

Besides the road bullies, the mat rempits or even the malevolent people walking among us, we still have many “men in uniform” from many departments in the government who simply abuse their authority. No need to go into details. Many of us are already well enlightened.

Can we still be any equivalent to the Japanese?

Sayonara!

Justice My Foot!

With prices of so many things getting dearer by the day, we now see our lawyers are also eager to cash in on the 400% legal hike bandwagon! “Legal opportunism” is something many of us cannot fight against! It would be a lost cause!

It would be a terrible miscarriage of justice if our government choose to remain silent at this juncture and let the lawyers get away with murder! We, the rakyat, can quite justifiably, demand an explanation. The government owe us one! Remember how our government “showed their concern” when the price of a cuppa increase in tandem with almost everything? And I still drink coffee.

And funnily, one mhh even suggested we sieve through among the almost 10,000 lawyers in the country for the “best offer” one! Everyone knows we need a lawyer who is just a stone throw away and not one who is halfway across the country!

And for the lawyers who think of nothing but making a huge pile without justified reasons, they should not be in the Bar but behind bars! Let them know that their contract has been declared null and void!

Let Homestay Stay.

A license had been given to a couple of a three-storey bungalow to build a homestay and now revoked. How ironic can the local council of Selayang get! In the first place, they, the muddle-headed halfwits (mhh) shouldn’t approve any licence at all for any businesses in residential areas! It’s a very simple and straight-forward by-law.

And to “pass the blame”, the mhh in the local council gave excuses of partying guests making too much noise much to the chagrin of the residents. The blame lies solely on these mhh and not other people. When one has made one’s bed, so one must lie on it.

Another “conversion” has taken place on a hill somewhere in Ampang or Cheras. The once lush green hill has become a “barren desert fit to plant date trees”! It would eventually be a high end housing area.

To see is to believe (the hill) and I believe in just three little words that changed everything. Nope, it’s not “I Love You” V-Day is over. It’s “Got Money Beres”!

V-Day Is D-Day.

Still yet we have some muddle-headed halfwits (mhh) who think celebrating Valentine Day is a sin.

Such disdainful respect for others is totally unacceptable but these mhh think otherwise. Their namby-pamby and narrow-minded thinking is nothing but a pain in the a***. And let us not be offended by their pretty narrow views.

To all who celebrate V-Day do not let these obviously misinformed mhh spoil the day or kill your mood. Interference is simply a sign of weakness on their part! I’m sure many of us have grown inured to this kind of outburst from time to time.

Celebrate for all you want but do be mindful of one’s behaviour and to those mhh, just you mind your own business! Any disgraceful intrusion of people’s privacy is totally unethical and uncalled for! So, my mhh moral guardians, just stay home and let others enjoy the day. You’re not welcome and please do your “hunting” elsewhere – in the jungles of Borneo perhaps?

Get Home Safe? Think Again!

Better play safe! Do not board the express or tour buses during this coming festive season!

If we have muddle-headed halfwits in the Transport Ministry and the Road Transport Department (RTD), honestly, I do fear for the passengers’ safety!

If we have officers from RTD going undercover “posing or pretending” to be passengers (which in actual fact, everyone on board a bus IS A PASSENGER). Silly me!

The enforcement officers will be “observing and recording” traffic offences committed by the drivers like overtaking on a double line, using a mobile phone while driving, exceeding the speed limit and maybe even lighting a fag. All these offences will be noted down and at the end of the journey the driver will then be hauled up and given the summonses.

See the headline of The Star (Wednesday, 26th January, 2011) and the accompanying picture. Three “happy” people – one smiling, one laughing and one most probably smiling or laughing behind the magazine! He looked highly comical. Seriously this is not a joke!

I’m at a dead end because I really don’t know how the enforcement works! You mean the drivers of the buses would be given a “free reign’ to drive however they want until they reached their “final destination”? What if they never make it to there? What if another mishap occurs along the journey?

This is nothing more than a perfunctory enforcement! RTD, you can do better than that! You’re not restoring but destroying confidence!

Live With It Or Leave It!

It would be a major upset (for the government) if the residents of Taman Tun Dr Ismail (TTDI) succeeded in making the Land Public Transport Commission (LPTC) “kow tow” (relent) to their demand.

The residents of TTDI claimed that their lives will suffocate if the government go ahead with the proposed mass rapid transport (MRT) system that will eventually cut across their residential area.

Truth is: their dialogue, plea and protest will not be able to carry any weight at all! Whether one likes it or not, the proposed MRT will be built and there’s nothing anyone can do about that!

I don’t wish to press the point, but we all know well enough that the government will be able to provide a “good excuse” why the MRT should not be scrapped. Everything is clear from the very outset! The train will run no matter what!

Switching Sides!

Is it very encouraging (or is it discouraging) when friends blow the whistle on us? Honestly, how will we feel? Of course, we cannot pretend as if nothing has happened.

You can twist my arm and still I will not “switch sides”. After all, only those muddle-headed halfwit politicians do that! Already we have numerous two-faced wakil rakyat within our midst whose “two-dimensional” characters are well known - having length and breadth but no depth! Come GE13, let’s vote wisely! Vote for the 3D kind. Better yet: give it a go at the Tenang by-election.

Whoever we are – try not to lose our amour propre: our own sense of dignity, our self-respect. Whistling on a friend for some monetary gains is akin to stabbing someone in the back. Let’s not be too short-sighted and make short work of our friends.

Friendship under false pretences will not last. Let friendship prevail and who knows one of these days a friend in need is a friend indeed.