Were You Surprised?

The Immigration Department (ID) has done it again! This time these muddle-headed halfwits (mhh) took more than a year to detain the stranded, illegal Bangladeshi who were about to board a plane home two days ago.

These illegal immigrants were denied “exit” because those mhh claimed they (the Bangladeshi) were without proper travel documents. And why was action taken only minutes before their departure? And the ill-conceived attempt to deny the truth by these mhh had taken everyone by surprise. In fact there were far too many surprises from the IM.

Truth is – there’s really nothing to be surprise about. Take the case of the two obedient wives (I hope they’re married) from Singapore. Upon realising their mistakes, they obediently made a quick detour to have their passports stamped. “Welcome back to Malaysia! Please do the squad – naked and have a nice nightmare!” Now we will have two less tourists from the south.

And to the Ministry of Tourism you’ve wasted so much of the rakyat’s hard earned money in Facebook. Do wise up the next time because we already have a sure-fire way to get publicity! You have to thank the ID for their “first class” way. Thank you! Thank you!