Kickamania.

Permit me to kick-start right away!

Remember the Assistant Superintendent of Police who got his kicks from drugs? Is he still alive and kicking? Everything seemed so quiet now!

What about the halfwit from PERKASA who kicked a fuss or two recently about the Chinese voters in the recently concluded by-elections? Has he finally kicked the habit of kicking people around with his blunt words and actions? Or has this halfwit realised that it would be useless to kick against “the rule of democracy”.

And strangely enough, this halfwit remained silent when someone was kicking and screaming, accusing another component party of interfering with another component party’s internal problems!

Do you know that we often kick our heels while waiting for our turn to be served in the government offices? Is that the norm, I wander. I still do! It’s time we kick some butts!

How would the government intend to tackle the issue of kickbacks given to civil servants in the course of their work? While waiting for the government to kick some ideas around, let’s wait and not kick up a storm, okay?

In the days to come, there’ll be many unpaid leave, emergency leave and more “sick leave” because many are eagerly anticipating another kick-off! Place your bets and good luck! Ha! Ha! Ha!