No More Tiger Show!

Tiger Woods has lost his 'tee(th)'. The tigers in a zoo in the southern part of Peninsula Malaysia would soon lose theirs too! Starprobe revealed that the 'lion king' of the said zoo was up to his monkey tricks due to a lack of enforcement! Because of its special permit, this zoo has been breeding and selling tiger cups to interested parties.

This lion king must be a sly old fox! Besides disposing of the cups, they were rented out and were even photographed for a fee. He might be getting the lion's share! He seemed to be playing a cat and mouse game with the authorities when Starprobe let the cat out of the bag!

Like a snake in the grass, he would cleverly slither out of harm's way! "This zoo needs the money to feed the animals",he said. Feed the animals or feed himself? Like a snake sloughing its skin, he is also trying to slough off the zoo's public negative image! An exceptionally smart ass. Shall we give him a friendly bear-hug? Not everyone is a moron, right?