Home Alone

Everytime when you're at home and alone, you better leave your gates and doors wide open because you might never know when the enforcement officers from the Religious Department would pay you a little visit to see if you behave or misbehave yourself! Picture this scenario. You're alone at home, probably naked and your neighbour (the opposite gender), at home and alone, probably naked too! All of a sudden, they came, they saw, they arrested! But, gotmoneyberes.

Poor Norman and Memey. Got charged for khalwat when they were not even together! Those clowns from the Selangor Islamic Religious Department must have generalized the standing orders. Let's give them a standing ovation for such inconsistencies! Please do not waste the tax payers money! These clowns need to do their homework before they descend upon the innocent! The actions of these clowns are absolutely revolting! These clowns constantly received brickbats from the rakyat and they must be removed for their incompetence! These clowns must be equitable lest the rakyat resent these incursions into their private lives.