Kids from Terengganu

Kids, none more than twelve years old, caught downloading smut. The price these kids paid? Nil. Pornography at the fingertips. God knows what else they downloaded. There are many more kids like these and what has Kamarulzaman Mohamed got to say? Just because some singers from 'the other side' of the world want to entertain us, he got so riled up and started to give lots of unwarranted excuses. Moral decay this, moral decay that! Our youths would be corrupted! Please sir, please no more of your tittle tattle. It's best you hold your tongue! By the way, one has to pay for their shows and they are not cheap. I believe you only want to champion for your 'orang kita' and I honestly feel that many of yours would not be at the concerts. Even singers from 'another side' of the world show more cleavages than you can imagine. These singers come from countries where they pray five times a day!

Common Sense Makes Sense

Let's talk sense. The clown who was the former Mentri Besar of Selangor is now embroiled in yet another controversy. The house that Jack bought. Sorry,let me rephrase that! It's the house that that clown bought! And a very,very expensive one at that! Let's talk sense again! Before this clown's downfall, he claimed to have secured a loan from the bank with a monthly installment of RM18,743. That was five years ago! Exactly, how much does a Mentri Besar, during his tenure, gets? Only now he's involve in business that rakes in RM50,000 a month. Five years down the road and how did this clown pay the monthly installments with only a MB's salary? Even as an MP, he would not be getting much!

I believe even with the bitter controversy about, the last thing he would do is squirm. This clown has no sense of shame or guilt! Did this clown connive with the state government to get funds secretly allocated to finance his very, very expensive house? Talks of hanky panky that was going around during his 'reign' has not abated. Should knock some sense into him! All these have only outrage the rakyat's sensibilities!

Jailhouse Rock

What a stark contrast! The Jailhouse Rock (the film the late Elvis Presley starred). Maybe the 'young and dangerous' bloggers do not know what I'm talking about! But not the 'old and fragile' bloggers. It gives me a nauseating feeling when I read about our own Jailhouse Rock in Kuala Kubu Baru!

What a shame! We cannot even look after our own backyard. Instead, we can clean other peoples backyard in a far away land! There will be more to come. More sadness! More cruelties! Why not make a blockbuster and with the money earned, we can at least make the lives of the inmates better! Any takers?

With naked men and women around, no wonder some volunteers are only too willing to keep their mouths shut! How often do we get to see naked men and women running around? Could some of the women be sexually abused? Physically taken advantage of? Only God knows.

There will be many clamouring to be volunteers. But, alas, there will be many 'restraining orders' from the Mrs. and girlfriends! To the 'orang kita' don't even think of going there because you 'll never know when the enforcement officers from the Religious Department would pounce on you.

On the serious note. What would the government do? What actions must be taken and how quickly? The inmates have sufferred in silence! The government cannot remain silent as silence is not golden!

Take A Break, Have A...

This is not the Kit Kat advertisement. I'm blogging about the afternoon breaks on Fridays where most of the office girls go on a shopping spree at Jalan Tengah, somewhere near the Kuala Lumpur Tower. There are many colourful stalls set up to entice everyone into spending money. If you're hungry, there's plenty of mouth watering foods and appetizers to whet your appetite. If that is not enough one can simply browse for trinkets and accessories. Still not satisfied one can splurge on clothings. From t-shirts to batiks. From kain songket to jeans! It's like a shopping centre without a roof. Pray it doesn't rain. So come Friday, let's congregate.

Home Alone

Everytime when you're at home and alone, you better leave your gates and doors wide open because you might never know when the enforcement officers from the Religious Department would pay you a little visit to see if you behave or misbehave yourself! Picture this scenario. You're alone at home, probably naked and your neighbour (the opposite gender), at home and alone, probably naked too! All of a sudden, they came, they saw, they arrested! But, gotmoneyberes.

Poor Norman and Memey. Got charged for khalwat when they were not even together! Those clowns from the Selangor Islamic Religious Department must have generalized the standing orders. Let's give them a standing ovation for such inconsistencies! Please do not waste the tax payers money! These clowns need to do their homework before they descend upon the innocent! The actions of these clowns are absolutely revolting! These clowns constantly received brickbats from the rakyat and they must be removed for their incompetence! These clowns must be equitable lest the rakyat resent these incursions into their private lives.

Concubines From The Middle Kingdom

Get ready the red chambers. The concubines are coming! They are not here for the 'orang kita'. The lucky ones are the Chinese. No more Indonesians. No more Filipinos. I know you guys are eagerly waiting for the concubines to arrive from The Middle Kingdom. If and when they do reach our shores, be prepare for the showdown. Do not worry so much as everyone knows in the chinese society, the head of the family has the final say. Will they be your housekeeper, housemaid or what? Sounds intriguing. By the way, will Gong Li be coming? I would be the first in line.