Just Another Ignoble Sacrilege!

Cut out the histrionics, guys, and calm down. The “church incident” action taken by The Selangor Islamic Religious Department (JAIS) had obviously hit the rakyat straight in the eye. In your hurry to be “Captain America”, you had unwittingly made an unwise decision. Your action hurt many. And many will not sing praises but the blues for you.

And if you’re mad keen on raiding churches for reasons best known to yourself, then your extremely foolish behaviour is madness that cannot be cured. It’s bad omen. For the love of God, please look, before you leap.

We don’t need zealots but we need heroes with zealous determination. We need heroes who can bridge the gap – not widen the rift. Is that too much to ask?

Yes Boss I Understand!

“Really? That’s good. That’s very good. Yes, you’re the boss and I work for you. I get paid and I will listen to you! And do I get to enjoy any fringe benefits?”
“Well, yes, you muddle-headed halfwit (mhh). Remember once upon a time we rewarded some of you mhh with a “study tour” of the Arabian culture. Remember the belly dancing? Oh yes, you do remember that!”
“But that was very, very expensive, don’t you think so?”
“No problem-lah, we used the rakyat’s money. We’re the powers that be and who is to tell us how to use the rakyat’s money?”
“We not only send you mhh to learn the Eastern culture, we even send some deserving ones to the west to see how they managed their traffic systems there.”
“But we still see massive traffic jams almost every day in the city! Why is that?”
“You mhh still got a lot to learn. Maybe we sent you guys to Japan this time. Look East-lah! Let’s not be ungrateful. Now we have many friends in the West and also in Africa but we must not forget our Eastern friend.”
“Please boss, now not the correct time. Got tsunami. Got earthquake. Land and sea contaminated with nuclear.
“Correct! Correct! Correct! Now is not the right time. But help is already there mah!
“What about Thailand or even Indonesia boss?
“Thailand ah? Thailand still unstable. That that Thaksin sister, Yingluck, hardluck, still not the Prime Minister. Anything can happen.
“Then Indonesia ok boss? Kita serumpun (same same), surely no problem!”
“But we still have many of our friends and neighbours mistreating the maids from Indonesia. Some were tortured and some even killed. I don’t want to take chances.”
“Enough said! Go work your butt now and show me what you’re capable of!”
“Yes boss, and one more thing boss, if ever I get the opportunity, I would like to learn how to “Raise the Titanic”. See, there are lots of sunken ships with untold treasures in our waters and its time we get our hands on them before some other countries put a claim on them. We can get Alladin and his Genie to help.”
“Stop your day-dreaming or else you’ll never get that opportunity any more!”
“Yes, boss, I understand.”

KL Gangster.

“Lu banyak l***s* ah?” Is this how we are going to talk to our fellow Malaysians?
Some one already did – and he’s full of childish prattle. He’s a rash. Opening his blabber mouth time and again would only put him in a bad light. Maybe one day, out of the dark, his incredulous behaviour and antics will come to light.

His conduct offended against the rules of decent behaviour. So please stop that nonsense of yours before you make a complete fool of yourself. Or are you one? You’re a racist and most likely spreading noxious propaganda. And I wonder why the authorities remain mute.

Seriously this matter must not be taken lightly. It has to be nipped in the bud before it escalates. I say: “Don’t trust him no matter what!” I’m sure many of us can see through his political humbug. He needs us more than we need him. Let’s make him “fly out of the window”.

Were You Surprised?

The Immigration Department (ID) has done it again! This time these muddle-headed halfwits (mhh) took more than a year to detain the stranded, illegal Bangladeshi who were about to board a plane home two days ago.

These illegal immigrants were denied “exit” because those mhh claimed they (the Bangladeshi) were without proper travel documents. And why was action taken only minutes before their departure? And the ill-conceived attempt to deny the truth by these mhh had taken everyone by surprise. In fact there were far too many surprises from the IM.

Truth is – there’s really nothing to be surprise about. Take the case of the two obedient wives (I hope they’re married) from Singapore. Upon realising their mistakes, they obediently made a quick detour to have their passports stamped. “Welcome back to Malaysia! Please do the squad – naked and have a nice nightmare!” Now we will have two less tourists from the south.

And to the Ministry of Tourism you’ve wasted so much of the rakyat’s hard earned money in Facebook. Do wise up the next time because we already have a sure-fire way to get publicity! You have to thank the ID for their “first class” way. Thank you! Thank you!

Be Aware And Beware.

July 9. There will be another “scathing attack” on the government by three groups namely Bersih, Perkasa and Umno Youth. Many are aware that this coming ruckus by these muddle-headed halfwit (mhh) scaremongers would bring a lot of hardships and sufferings to the ordinary law-abiding rakyat.

The threat of schism within these groups is bound to create “awareness” as claimed by one of these mhh! I doubt his sanity. Has good sound judgement been thrown caution to the wind?

And to these high self-esteem mhh I humbly ask: “Can you sleep easy tonight?” Your self-styled, self-seeking glory will not work anymore! Many have lost faith in you. The conclusion is self-evident. And you will end up sadly disappointed! Your “sacrifices” and hopes of remaining in the saddle definitely will come to nought! So, saddled up and ride into the wind while there is still time. And don’t forget your sombrero. It’s very hot out there!

I hope there will not be any skirmish between these groups on July 9 because I would be painting the town red for two people – me and my wife. Our birthdays fall on the 8th and 10th. Don’t be a killjoy by kicking up a fuss on that day or any other day for that matter.

I have low tolerance for stupidity and please don’t get up to all kinds of tomfoolery! But I salute those who can behave tolerably well under any given circumstances. These are the heroes – first class.

Wawasan Yayasan Selangor.

It’s sad when the land that you have toiled for years has been taken away abruptly! Sadder still, when the “new owner” knows next to nothing about land management! And the saddest part is the powers that be from both political divide just folded their arms and pretended nothing had happened!

Yes, everyone has a right to his vision. But this foundation is on a mission – rob Peter to pay Paul. There will be hell to pay if there is no solution in sight. The ordinary rakyat is not stupid and they cannot be pushed around all the time just as you wish!

When you (the powers that be) fail – you will fall as easy as winking or even as easy as falling off a log! It would be foolhardy of you to think that the ordinary rakyat could sing only the “nursery rhymes”! We’ve been watching American Idol since its first airing and we know exactly how to win! How to make an impact!

The rakyat can always “uproot” the eccentric powers that be and “plant a new seed”.
We have every five years to do that. Rest assured the rakyat will not sing praises but the blues for you. It’s tit-for tat.

Of course I do have a vision. I want to make my first million in the shortest time possible. Any pointers from the foundation?

Women First Class.

Move over X-men. Take a hike. Here come Women First Class –women from the OWC (Obsequious Women Club) – women who are too willing to obey and serve Man’s obsession.

Women worries obsessively and they know it would be an obstruction to the harmonious relationship with their spouses if they fail to satisfy or please. Have the women forgotten their oath when they got married?

An obedient wife is expected but not a wife with blind obedience. I do not think there are many obnoxious men around. And I do not understand why some people say women must take instructions “lying down”! You can always stand up and raise your objection. Make your objective clear and obviate the problem that surfaces occasionally. Play it right and your odyssey will be a fulfilling one. Truth is – not every woman is a “Wonder Woman”.